Bring back insanity Tim!!!!

Oh yeah, no offense whatsoever.

To be honest, I'm not banking on any sort of return whatsoever. It's more of an Insanity appreciation thread...I mean...we'd have to love the character a lot to contemplate the many ways he could come back but probably won't.

You aren't breaking any hearts. We just like to muse.

Yeah... musing is fun... I think I thought of another way... this one I've seen used by Harry Potter fans before. We did not actually see Insanity Tim "dead" we saw him crash to the ground injured and supposedly dead. Then we saw a gravestone. For all we know the grave could be empty! And Insanity is in hiding and is alive! (I know far fetched but fun idea still the same.)

And yes CSK is pretty cool... but still I'm a bigger fan on insanity. There is something about the wild crazyness of him that makes me laugh that littel bit more.

Well... time for me to I have an early day tomorrow.

Who knows? Maybe Action will time travel back to Edge's base in order to save Insanity Tim. If Action could beat the Chief thoroughly before the Chief could slash him,...(say, if Insanity double teams on the Chief before Action gets slashed or if Edge decides to help)...then it would be feasible to somehow bring Insanity Tim back into the Action Jones universe. Oh, wait, time travel is not feasible! SORRY!

I love Insanity, Insanity Tim, too,
Sometimes, it doesn't seem that I do,
It's so sad he had to die,
Must we always ask "Why?"
He was such a good friend,
But maybe in the end,
It was for the best,
For Action Jones it was a test,
Of strength and courage to carry on,
To save the world when Tim was gone.

Fantastic, Edge.

I, for one, concede that:

No matter what, the show goes on,
Even if Tim is really gone.
We've cried our tears, our moanings cease,
And now we'll let him rest in peace.

We love you, miss you, our dear friend,
But all good times come to an end.
We still will hope to one day see
Your face, though that may never be.

And now we turn our faces toward
the future, and with one accord,
We vow together, come what may,
Loyal fans we'll always stay.

For we'll support without contest
In matters of Action, Chris knows best.
We grouse, we pout, but then, anon,
Soon enough, life goes on.

Enough w/ the poetry! Somebody for the first time agrees w/ me about his empty grave!! Insanity is'nt dead! He was merely wounded, but he was too weak to fight, and didn't want chief to find him and actually kill him! So he ran behind the shed, and waited for the battle to be over. Afterwards, after Action recieved the glasses, Insanity Tim surprised Action w/ the stunning fact of him not truly being dead! Then, a friend of Action asked him to visit his deseaced grandparents grave to make sure it hadn't been spraypainted or anything. So he did and all was well! Now a poem:

Insanity lives, and for that I'm happy
He'll give the good news to his old pappy
He was stabbed but still lives today
So we can all hear him say,"Hey hey hey!"

(Okay so that poem wasn't so great)
PS= If you watch that movie you can see that he really isn't dead on the ground afterwards, his body isn't even there!!!!

Poetry readings, everyone snap their fingers!

Let's see, what can I contribute to what's already been said about our friend Tim.



snap snap snap snap snap

What's amazing is that I've been sitting here staring at this "poem" for ten minutes and this is all I've got. Hmph....

"The Truth" by Tim Powers (AKA Sage)

Insanity Tim hasn't yet died
The facts of his false death have been denied
The Chief thought he killed him
Oh he was wrong
That is why I've written this song

Now we can celebrate
Knowing that he suffered no fate
He is our friend
And he'll stay that way until the end

Some might tell you "Oh, he's dead"
But then you can tell them "That's not what Sage said"
So now my friends, you know what's true
I think this way, and I hope you do too.

Insanity Tim? He's dead i say
And has been dead for many a day
I saw him die with my on eye
I tried not to cry when I saw him die
And cheif, oh cheif he is so mean
He stabbed Insanity right through the spleen
Well Insanity for what it's worth
I hope you had some good times on earth.

Oh, Edge, look what you started

Dead

....

No snaps for you, burster of bubbles.

Alas,
For torn and dead our hero be,
Forlorn and brokenhearted we,
His...

Since Chief and Insanity Tim have stopped doing the story posts, lets pick it up with this poem. I have started it, now you continue it...

...Smile once shown with radiant light
But was wiped of his face the day of the fight
Before..........

Wow, I need to keep watching what happens on here. I've taken a forum break because of school and things like that. But now I'm back! And look what is happened on this ever-burgeoning topic!

By the way Edge, I posted on the story again. So have at it!

Nick Sterling said the following earlier on this thread:

[quote]
Insanity Tim? He's dead i say
And has been dead for many a day
I saw him die with my on eye
I tried not to cry when I saw him die
And cheif, oh cheif he is so mean
He stabbed Insanity right through the spleen
Well Insanity for what it's worth
I hope you had some good times on earth.

Nick's observation proves once again that history repeats itself. Sometimes, anyway, since it isn't really Insanity Tim the second time.

Quote :

Insanity Tim? He's dead i say
And has been dead for many a day
I saw him die with my on eye
I tried not to cry when I saw him die
And cheif, oh cheif he is so mean
He stabbed Insanity right through the spleen
Well Insanity for what it's worth
I hope you had some good times on earth.

Nick's observation proves once again that history repeats itself. Sometimes, anyway, since it isn't really Insanity Tim the second time.

Nor was it the Chief who stabbed him this time.

Sigh. Oh, Insanity.

Hmmm... I've always wondered: Where was he cloned? Was it some super-secret base? Did the cloning techniques they used give him his special Dance powers, or did the original have those, too? If so, were any other super-secret abilities cloned into him?

Hmmm....

He was cloned in Korsakof's base...remember The Detective and The Awakening?

As for the Dance abilities, it's my speculation that it's the power of the Chief, not Insanity. I mean, Insanity and MacArnold needed the music that the Chief played in Back in the Groove, and the Music swept them up in the Dance. One. The Chief has lived for a century or more on what? Music. Two. And three: Insanity's real powers are in his superior wit, intellect, and martial arts. Right....No, mostly they are in his trans-dimensional summoning and electricity powers. I think the question should be: Where did he get those?

Hmmm... good point(s). Perhaps Insanity was the original Azerbaijan? Think about it: Cloned at Kortzakoff's base, where K. was working on Azerbaijan. Granted with strange powers that untalize electricity, like Azerbaijan. Hmmm...

What if the "original" Insanity was... gasp ... a clone also?

As far as Insanity being the proto-Azerberjan...um, I think that's a little conflicted and farfetched. The other idea, the one about the original Insanity being a clone as well, is an intriguing one.

Wait. With time travel, it's possible that there never existed an original Insanity Tim! The new Insanity Tim is a clone of the old one. But what if the old one's genetic material was retrieved from the future one by a time traveler? Ye gads! The clone is a clone of the clone that is a clone of the clone!

If infinite loops cause computers to slow down, do infinite temporal loops slow down time?

I would have to dispute the possibility of that loop. The loop would have to have begun at some point with an original Insanity, at least that's all I can wrap my tiny brain around.

When the loop started, yes. But if you go back and replace the original with the clone, well, that makes every subsequent loop start with the clone and not the original.

Oh cloning...so great...

Hmmm.... fascinating!

What if the Time-Slow-Down effect caused by the inifinte Temporal Loop allowed just those who had come in contact with Insanity to slow down time to the point of freezing... like when the 4 heros were put in cryogenic stasis...