LAST TOPIC EVER! MWAHAHA!!

MWAHAHAHA!!! I have created what I believe may very well be the LAST TOPIC ON THIS FORUM EVER!!!! I dare someone to reply to this, because I doubt anyone ever will! If anybody ever reads this, they will be given 89,000,000,000 dollars cash money! So, does anyone have anything to say, or is this forum truly dead!?
MWAHAHAHAHA!!!


(This is kinda scary right now.....all alone in this ghost-forum. I'm probably gonna leave now. AHHH!!! A FORUM GHOST! RUN!!!)

Did I see that right? I am to receive 89 dollars with 9-zeroes-behind? That's 89 BILLION dollars! That's some plunder, Sage!

This forum is not dead. It is just in a comatose state. Life weakly trickles in it, barely just a tremor at times. But it is not truly dead. Not while at least some faithful followers still remain...and not while at least one Keeper watches!

Now, am I to understand that ANYONE who EVER reads your post gets 89 billion dollars, Sage? Because I'm cashing in, and I think I'll be back in a day or so to read it again.

You never would have guessed I keep such a close eye on the forum, would you?

I miss my Action Jones friends, and Edge, I need to get your new address at some point.

Edge is right. This forum is not dead. It's like a zombie, unless you destroy its brain it will shamble along in search of something. So I guess that would make it a forum zombie.

What?!!! No! How can it be! OK, the 89 billion is off. You all just get one of these (By the way, is that LOL guy Goku?) Good thing I didn't say anything extremely crass in that post 'cause I figured it would never get seen!

Not promising $89,000,000,000. Not claiming to be the last post ever. Just getting a little nostalgic over here, 12ish years later. Because those times were some good times But these times are good times too. And I am glad to have lived them all. Thanks God, and thanks friends. Miss you all!