Inconsistencies??? Never!

So, I was going to skim through this year's season finale to find a quote I was wanting to use, when I noticed something shocking. Maybe our resident historian can clear this up...

At the beginning of the episode, Azerberjan is having a flashback to when he (Action) came upon Kortzakoff and Croney #1 in the woods talking. Kortzakoff says that they are going to kill the Chief because he has failed to keep his promise and deliver Action Jones to them, but as seen in "The Detective," the Chief has never met Kortzakoff before, and has no idea who he is......hmmm??

Anyone else have some plot inconsistency questions for our esteemed historian?

Congratulations, Zagabeenie! You've stumbled on something that reveals the depth, richness, and integrity of the Action Jones Universe. What appears as inconsistency only does so due to a lack of knowledge, but that is not at all a failure on your part. You'll see that what was made known to you through the media only scratches the surface of one of the possible versions of the truth. I'll get to that, but, first, let me philosophize concerning my above statement about inconsistency.

Aristotle said, "One cannot say of something that it is and that it is not in the same respect and at the same time," thereby establishing what is now known as the Law of Noncontradiction.

The Action Jones Universe is legally constrained, then, to be logical. There is no such thing as inconsistencies in the fabric of Action Jones time. Luckily for me, I don't have to search very far to find some logical explanations for this apparent inconsistency, else I might have to devote more time than I should to solving this mystery. I shall throw some possibilities at you and leave it at that.

Kortzakoff is deceptive, as you know. It would not be beyond him to masquerade as someone else whom the Chief was seeking to devise a plan to get unethical use/rid of Action Jones. Also, Kortzakoff employs numerous henchmen and cronies. Perhaps, one of them might have made the contact with the Chief under a different company name. Remember, the media does not always reveal everything concerning the truth.

Regardless of whether this next statement proves to have any import to the question at hand, it has been verified as to its own legitimacy. A few months ago, I contracted a team of some of the best behavioral physcologists in the region to analyze some clips of Chief. Judging by changes in the pattern of his speech, decision-making, posture, hygiene, visible emotions, etc., they have concluded that the Chief's mind is degrading. Their current theory is that his pending descent into what might be considered moderate senility bordering on mild insanity is genetic. They are currently in the process of searching for elder family relatives to observe. Their prognosis is that, barring psychological treatment and retirement, Chief's condition will only progress.

Who knows, perhaps the Chief simply forgot all about Kortzakoff? Frequently, the best choice is the simplest one.

We may never find the true explanation, but my guess is that circumstances may arise which clear up confusion. The media does have some good points; it keeps viewers aware of current world affairs. So, stay tuned with an active mind, and don't forget to bring me any questions you might have.

Okay, guys, I've got another little one for you:

In Episode III of season I, both the narrator and his coworker refer to Samurai Gukido as "Samurai Gugido."

Just an honest mistake? Or is there some other explanation for this?

Historian? Anybody?

The answer to all your questions is yes. Yes, it is an honest mistake. By whom? Yes, there is an explanation. Why would it even matter? Further answers are forthcoming.

If you watch again, you'll notice that only Samurai Gukido's coworker calls him "Gugido", not even the Samurai himself, or the meddling Ninja Brothers who are trying so badly to hurt the poor fellow. If anyone, they'd be the ones to call him" Gugido", if only to annoy him. Honest mistake of the lanky coworker with a goober haircut. Explanation: yes.

There are other stumpers in this live recording. The jester Ninja Brother says, "We beat the boss and killed Samurai Gukido," though it was obviously the other way around. Honest mistake #2.

Who is this "Shogun" that is referred to? We have agents working on this right now, so I hope to get more information to you all sometime in the next several months.

Oh, and if there is any confusion as to the Kookaburra Foundation that is referred to in the recording, I would like to clear that up. Kookaburra Incorporated is the parent holding company for a number of private, corporate, and confidential companies and non-profit organizations, such as the Kookaburra Foundation and the Kookaburra Gazette. As of now, you have not heard of any others, and I am content to leave it at that. I am not at liberty to discuss such matters, for fear of getting senselessly snuffed again.