POWER!!!

It's never fully explained in the series, but what are the character's abilities? Speculations?

And it can also include the equipment they carry around. For instance: what on earth do my glasses actually do?

Well Sam, you bring up a good point with the glasses, a point that should be a little more fleshed out in later episodes. However, the basic idea is that the glasses were tailor made to Action's DNA to augment his skills in combat beyond their already stellar level. The glasses were owned by the US govt. as we all know. However, the Soviet Union (which is still alive and well in the Action Jones Universe) has (had) some alteriar motives for their use as well....

As for other powers, most of the characters are just "battler and fighters" they aren't super heroes persay, but more martial artists...Almost like the good old days of kung fu school rivalry, where fighters were known for their physical skills, not fancy powers. The only ones with real "powers" are Pharoah and Insanity...these two are up for some speculation...Obviously electricity plays a major role in both, but is there more?....

Thanks for clearing that up Chief. As for Insanity's powers. I don't think that it involves electricity so much as it does teleportation. He summons his swords out of thin air, but they never show up in the same spot that they did before. Another example is good ol' Basil Forkner. He appears from Insanity's head-thingy.

As for the Pharaoh...I just wanna know how he makes electricity move across a rubber plunger...

Well if rubber is blasted with enough electrons it actually becomes a conducter. This is a true fact my cousin robby,Thomson Steel for those of you that are familiar with Zurgathon, told me. But Azurbergan also has some super like powers. He zaps people and transports with a snap of his fingers.

I have heard it postulated that Insanity's powers lie in just that: Insanity. Basically, the Crazyness builds up inside his body until he can barely contain it. During periods of immense stress (such as a battle) he is able to unleash a burst of this Crazyness, summoning an object from whence-we-know-not. However, he must have enough Insanity power built up, or else all that he can summon is a wet noodle. These have been proven to be most ineffective in combat, by the way.

See, this must be somewhat true, because if he could summon at will, why wouldn't he just summon a couple hundred or so swords over Azerbaijan's head, and simply let them drop?

He's not that smart Nathan....

Personally, I'd like to see the wet noodle trick.

Perhaps the Chief has some sort of supernatural music ability. And at least MacArnold and Insanity Tim can be held under his sway.

Edge can't teleport without use of the evil red strength enhancer, though Red Claw can do so even though the enhancer's power has been cut off.

Garfunkel, Gryphon, and MacArnold don't really have any special or unique powers. Although, MacArnold does have his Grill. We really have no clue what that does.

Does that make me special?

Well y-yes...son...it does.

Glad to hear it!

*voice changed to sound like a creepily over-cheerful kindergarten teacher*
Now now children. We're all special in our own unique ways. All of us....ALL OF US!!!
*returns to normal*
What that type of stuff actually means is none of us are special. This isn't actually true though. Everyone has some gift that they have been given by God for the purposes that He created them for. Some gifts are just more obvious than others. That's my thinking anyway.