Gazelle's Random Quotes

hey, when are we going to get more small doses of gazellian craziness. i think that part of the website is feeling a little neglected.

P.S. were those quotes really censored?

They were not censored so much as the owner didn't want them to be up any more. Take it up with Gazelle.

I wasn't sure what you guys were talking about here so I went to the ole website and checked things out. I can't realy remember what Quote 5 was... but I remember quote 8. (Most likely cause it had something to do with Potter Puppet Pals.) I just wish I could remember what Quote 5 pertained to... I know I've see it before!

Those things were creepy... ...I mean he like crept through a door meowing.....If I were in my room, and thing like that crept in I'd be like !!!!!!!!

You never know what to expect from Gazelle! I don't think I'd be all . I would probably turn around thinking "what the heck?" and then laugh... especially seeing that it was Gazelle.

But living in new york and only seeing him face to face over a weekend one time in my life it's a little freakier!

I guess I get what you are saying... but even if I hadn't ever met Gazelle before I think I would just laugh. But that is just me.

I try to think of the concept of some random person doing that and I might be a littel: "oookkaaayyy..." but I think I would still laugh.

What!? The meowing was not that creepy. Sure it was weird, but it was within that normal range of weirdness that goes along with every person on this terrestrial ball.

Yeah, I'm siding with Gazelle on this one. The moewing wasn't as creepy and/or weird as some of the other stuff that happened in the unit....

Well what I was saying was it would be creepy if something came into my house like that. Though it was extremely funny!

A cornucopia of love!

If ANYONE tried to enter my home like that in the middle of the night, I would probably shoot them with a shot gun. It would just be like kind of a reflex action. I dont think that i would be able to help it.

does that mean that you always have a shotgun handy?

Yes I do always have a sawed off shotgun under my shirt. I actually dont feel dressed without it. Its really great for self defence.

Chief... I think that those old classics merit a special place as an easter egg in the website!

Garfunkel wrote:

Chief... I think that those old classics merit a special place as an easter egg in the website!

It's not Chief's call. Take it up with Gazelle.

And stop your crazy topic dredging! I'm not angry, but as forum moderator I have to keep the topics relevant. We've already gone through this decision process regarding the "quotes" 2 years ago.

TOPIC LOCKED

For the first time ever, I'm abusing (or actually using) my powers as a moderator! This topic is hereby declared UNLOCKED!! Let the torrential trickle of comments flow through with wild abandon!

To start off, what are some of your favorite quotes and/or sayings you've heard Andy say over the years. My current favorite would have to be a little song called "Walrus Down the Highway".

"Yes, maintain your gender."

"The tent, it's raising its loins."

Yay for power abuse/use.

Beast of Burden has always been a favorite of mine.

So has...the infamous "Rumpus Dumpus"...which really has nothing to do with bathroom humor, its simply a couple of rhyming words that....sadly, have negative conotations in the greater society at large...

Zagabeenie wrote:

"Maintain your gender."

No doubt about it. Best random quote EVAH!

There is one quote that is more recent, but it would be better if you asked Andy himself about it. It has to do with this year's plans for Spring Break...

This has nothing to do with this subject, but...never order a blue coconut sweet tea if you go to Sonic's...don't say I didn't warn you...

Yeah...that was...interesting to say the least. That unnatural color will haunt me the rest of my days.